What I learned from watching Japanese chlidren's shows

[LonelySoldier]

- your son will look exactly like your father if he came from the future

LOL Otoya-Wataru-Masao?

[tennomichi]

- cool heroes never look at explosion
- even if you fall of from a really high place, the probability of breaking your bone is less than 1%
- when you go XTREEEEM your partner will be with you in that XTREEEEM "activity" *wink wink*
- cheerleading can create electricity... in the air
- if you squeeze natsumikan, you won't get any delicious juice


i just notice...

What I learned from watching Japanese chlidren's shows

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[savemysoul]

- Doing your "HEN...................SHIN!!" in super-slow motion during a fight is effective too.
- To be a Kamen Rider, one MUST be a pretty boy.
- She will never turn her back on her friends, she is always there to defend ...
- Kabuto's cooking is always "GOOD!"
- Bromance earns way more cool points than Homance.
- Always keep Henshin gear in that little pocket universe just behind your back, for easy access.
- Bright colours = Ideal camouflage.
- Good guys are, at all time, unkillable. No matter how beat up/slashed up/blown up they may be. Bandaid = Full heal.
- One must always have faith in someone that's obviously bad, so that they can be totally betrayed by said baddie and have it come as a complete shock. What a twist!!
- Yes, you CAN pierce clean through someone's body with a wooden stick. No, there won't be blood. Damn ratings.
- If in a Kamen Rider series, rest assured, you are guaranteed a VERY yummy stunt-butt.
- Heroic shots are heroic.
- Kagami is no help at all. But lawdy will he try.
- If he has long hair and a creepy laugh, STAY AWAY!! (this applies in real life situations too. Stay safe, kiddies.)

[tennomichi]

- If your brother is killed, have somebody else kill that person for you
- to fulfill your revenge, battle someone and have that person return to yesterday
- acting like a cat will make you understand how a cat feels
- to punish anyone, to regain one's conscious, and to spill the bean hit them with rubber sandal
- nobody's perfect...o

[Leonite Rider]

-No matter what the problem is, if your on TV Nhion there is always one excuse: This is all Decades fault.
-Evil Imagin will exist as long as Den-O needs another movie/episode
-Madara Uchiha wasn't the first person to use the moon for an evil plan, Arc and Tsukasa beat him to it. Even if Tsukasa's use for was to recover amnesia.
-Engine can apparently turn you into a Dopant if the new trailer is correct.

[Kogashi]

- The destroyer of worlds is a know it all Japanese tourist who takes terrible photographs and sticks his nose into everyone's personal and national affairs.
- Time travel makes everything more complex.
- When traveling to the past, don't do a single thing to change the course of history, unless you were suppose to do it, in which case whatever you do, don't not do it!

[tennomichi]

- when you power up with your partner you will share the same body
- traffic light is blue, not green
- momotaros is always busy... doing new movie so don't call him
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[[kuronogantzryu]]

Fighting's a good way to solve problems.

[Darkster]

Fighting's a good way to resolve problems.

A Rider Kick is the best way to resolve problems.

[tennomichi]

Fighting's a good way to resolve problems.

A Rider Kick is the best way to resolve problems.

Final Attack Ride to be exact

[Darkster]

You did not just say that...

[LonelySoldier]

We shouldn't be greedy, except for Bandai's stuff...

[Catastrophe]

That when your team has a giant mecha available, it is guaranteed that the enemy will be able to enlarge.
If one rider kick doesn't work, then take a second rider with you. If two rider kicks don't work, bring a third. If three doesn't work, bring every single goddamn rider you can find.