What I learned from watching Japanese chlidren's shows

My Profile on our Wiki · Post by **takenoko** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:04 am

1. Don't get engaged to or have my father set me up with some amnesia dude
2. Mop up my mess or have a giant mecha do it for me
3. After doing my exercises with my TV heroes I should protect the environment and go on adventures while being courageous

Post by **Ryuta** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:34 am

-Watch TV from a distance in a well lit room, and when playing Rescue Force, play in a safe place.
-If it's completely unforgivable, you're pretty much screwed.
-Don't Think. Feel it. [DO EEEET *shakes fist*]
-Magic = courage.
-OSU!
-Sentai Girls are hot.

Post by **Kogashi** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:22 am

There is nothing gay about standing around shirtless rubbing your back with a rolled up towel in the early morning with other shirtless guys.

Towel rubdowns doesn't cure colds, it helps prevent them.

Countless Japanese puns.

America sucks when it tries to be Asian.

What's important... Is not being calm...But it's not emotions either. It's justice! The most important thing is justice! That's why justice will always be victorious! ... Dekared.

Post by **Kogashi** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:58 am

Well I don't go that far. America has made a fair number of kickass movies.

IijumiSoukai · Post by **IijumiSoukai** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:04 pm

1. It's okay to walk away from a fight one episode, but you have to get over yourself by the next episode or 2.
2. Women only have super strength when beating up guys they know that are acting like jerks and perverts.
3. Giant monsters constantly attack the same 4-5 buildings every time they enlarge.
4. Nameless people who die one episode, didn't even exist and/or weren't acknowledged in the next episode.
5. Japanese children usually play an important role in at least one episode to help develop the hero(es).
6. Embarrassing situations are expected.
7. Over the top/unnecessary posses a-plenty.
8. ???
9. Profit

Post by **Silentwolfdog** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:18 pm

Why is #8 marked as ???

Expect the villains to have a last saying before they dies.
Females, always wear a skirt when not in a suit and brave the cold weather including fight in it if it's needed.

My Profile on our Wiki · Post by **takenoko** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:20 pm

Cellphones are not for throooowwwiiiinnngggg-

Post by **Kogashi** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:40 pm

When watching video feed from a broken camera, make sure to tilt your head before noticing something.

Post by **Saejima Kouga** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:02 pm

When someone blocks your way, jump high into the air, and flying kick them in the chest.
01 Woohoo-s

Post by **AnimeFan** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:15 pm

1) Be careful of robots from another dimension who want to pollute the earth, Ojaru.
2) "Smile, Smile"
3) When eating fried rice, you are suppose to place a flag at the middle of the plate and use a spoon to eat around it so it does not fall over.
4) Many natural disasters are caused by a "crisis maker" operated by 3 clumsy androids.
5) "Historically, it’s said the violin first appeared in the middle of the 16th century. The one who created the prototype for the violin was Gasparo da Salo of Italy, a nameless craftsmen."
6) "Whether a violin becomes famous or not depends on its varnish. The varnish does more than make it look attractive. It also makes it easier for the sound to be conveyed."
7) "Oyanko Club was an idol group from 1985 to 1987. It was formed from ordinary school girls"
8) "Rock is Kiva"
9) Japanese Maid Cafes look like they can be quite enjoyable.

Spoiler

Post by **KRendBlade** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:06 pm

Japanese cell phones do freakin' everything: bust criminals, cast spells, carry souls, etc.
While my cell phone can barely get a two-bar signal in my own home.

Post by **Saejima Kouga** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:23 pm

If you hold your hands (usually together) in weird (flying the bird isn't weird, it's rude) positions, and call out a random word + "no jutsu" that you can temporarily become an object or increase/add an ability to yourself.

Post by **AmienZero** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:32 pm

1. if you don't get the button on first try, go ahead and chase a car by foot. still don't get the button, go ahead and punch the wall.
2. Bats can talk.
3. you can pull out your henshin gear out of nowhere.

Post by **Algo Fonix** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:47 pm

If you are thrown, you'll land in a forest. No matter if the forest is 10 miles away. You'll land in a freaking forest.

Post by **AmienZero** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:17 am

1. when you need extra dancers, just flip your finger and voila! more dancers. bunny-ear dancers included.
2. personality changes in the middle of police interrogation is normal.
3. OMG! My house is destroyed! don't worry, it'll be back to normal in a day or so with everything intact.
5. talking with your mouth full is normal.
6. knowing is half the battle.
7. if you see someone got electrocuted, remember to give him/her good ideas.
8. hand puppets are cool!

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no, i didn't skip number 4. 1,2,3,5,6,7,8,9,10. SEE?!

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