This is terrible and I apologize for nothing

[Connie_Edogawa]

In a moment of inspiration, I have come up with a Kamen Rider Build sh*tpost:

Kamen Rider Build is the 2017-2018 season of the long running Kamen Rider franchise. it follows the adventures of protagonist Sent-to Kill-you as he transforms into Kamen Rider on a quest to fight monsters and restore his lost memory, so he can find out why he’s Sent-to Kill-you. along the way, he’s joined by his new best friend, escaped convict Banjou Kazooie, who tries and fails to take on a Seto Kaiba-esque character in the second episode by having a hot girlfriend who dies to give him a special dragon.

Thrill as these heroes do battle against such foes as The Bat Man, all while using bottles more irresponsibly than a rich white kid going clubbing.

[Catastrophe]

I would unequivocally rally Build for greatest Rider series ever if Seto Kaiba was in it being a dick to everyone.

[Renigami]

I admit,

You got a bronx cheer out of me for that one.