Bibleman

[harpdevil]

If you think Power Rangers is the most miserable half-assed attempt of swallowing up kids with less sense than the eyeballs they use to soak up this drivel, may I present you with: Bibleman.

A religious american toku show, Bibleman uses religious scripture and the power and glory of God to defeat his enemies. Oh, and a lightsabre.
Bibleman
Bibleman henshin sequence
Bibleman vs the Jewiest Jew in all of Jewdome. And not Jerry Springer. No. This show is ridiculous

Comedians discussing Bibleman on You Have Been Watching

[Iaatix]

YAAAAY!!!!!!

Willie Aames!!!!! Best actor of the 80s and early 90s!

[jolly_old_saint]

Ahem.

...Also.

I knew there was a reason I kept checking the front page.

[DrinkItDown]

Wouldn't it be both hilarious and ironic if it just turned into a porno?

[BanishingBook]

Amen! And to think my friends and I proposed a Bible sentai in the past! LOL

Hahah Bibleman is pretty messed up.

Sigh, I think Chosentai "Superior Christ Jesus" is going to be postponed. loll

[takenoko]

Wait... so Jerry Lewis is Jewish?!

Wait... so Jerry Springer is Jewish?!

Sigh, I think Chosentai "Superior Christ Jesus" is going to be postponed. loll

Doesn't matter, everything's a rip off of something else nowadays anyway

[neonblue2]

According to the Book of Jeremiah, verse 20:7:

O Lord, you have enticed me, and I was enticed; you have overpowered me, and you have prevailed. I have become a laughingstock all day long; everyone mocks me.

...okay...

[BanishingBook]

I wonder if there's a Bibleman episode about sex. lol

Bibleman you are definitely my god right now! Amen. Hahaha

[alteralias]

Great, the idiocy of religion is upon us, kindly use the broom of science to sweep it off(note: science here does NOT refer to scientology).

We have an epidemic which has plagued us since 1996(the year bibleman started), I am most amazed it hasn't been cured yet!

[victorstillwater]

Someone please make a Bibleman music video to the tune of "What if God was One of Us."

[exo_kopaka]

Lol, I remember when this first came out a few years ago. I was making a huge deal about it. I remember I actually tried to wake up in time to catch it.

You know, I don't have a problem with any of the quirky suit designs and the multi-racial cast. What I do have a problem is how they're trying to shove religon down my throat by having guys in suits flailing light sabers around.

But hey, it sells, and apparently he gets his own live shows, like Kamen Rider.

[BanishingBook]

@victorstillwater - that'll be a truckload of disgraceful. Hahaha

is Bibleman a Catholic creation or a Protestant one? I'm thinking the Church is really desperate to strengthen the faith in today's generation. Tsk, can't keep up with pr0n I guess.

[Alara Moonrunner]

*rolls eyes and mutters about crazy people before walking away in disgust*

[alteralias]

@exo_kopaka
Well said, there was once some person who mentioned that religion is becoming a product, the fact that the show has yet to stop probably means that the next Kamen Rider movie would be "All Riders VS Bibleman". Hmm, something seems wrong with the movie title, oh I guess it would be a parody of "All Riders VS Dai Shocker", all they need to do is to find a few lackeys for Bibleman, say perhaps a few well known witch hunters or crusaders of the 4th crusade might do.

[jaymanney4life]

Oh dear god in heaven, I haven't heard that name in years! XD I remember when that guy first came out, they actually talked of him as if he was serious competition to the Power Rangers. HA!