Wakusaver 06 Summary (NSFW!!!!)
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Wakusaver 06 Summary (NSFW!!!!)
Okay, I thought the first 10 minutes were the same as episode 5, I was incorrect, there is a naaaaaaaaked (and frankly ineffectually mosaic'd) transformation scene that replaces the regular scene 3 minutes in.
Another nakkie transformation scene right after the opening credits.
Pink's off to save the plushie.
There is a 2 minute fight where pink pulls out a mahou shoujo-esque wand and her attack is "Radiance Hallution" which I swear I saw in Sailor Moon.
Varnesia? (can't remember her name) threatens Pink "don't you care about what happens to your friends?!" Oscar-worthy script this is not. "If you do what I say they'll be saved.
Cut to Pink whose helmet has turned transparent meaning sexy times are imminent.
So the guys' suits have essentially gotten corrupted so they can't take them off anymore and their power is slowly being drained. *evil laugh*
Give us your planet cube and your power.
No, I can't do it! For Earth and the Universe!
Then I'll force you!
Villainass "Enjoy this, Pink Earth!"
Suddenly we switch locations and Pink is fighting two mooks and a MOTW who grab her and start feeling the boobies. "What are you doing? Don't touch there! Let me go!" The guys are saying something but I cannot honestly understand them because they only used the audio with their masks still on so it just sounds like *muffle muffle muffle* but skeevy guys all sound the same anyway.
Incidentally Varnesia pops in every 5 minutes or so to interrupt your wanking, like your mother knocking on the door to ask what you're doing and if you've finished your homework yet.
So at about 22 minutes in we're still only rubbing but then face villain comes in and starts kissing and rubbing and licking but she hasn't taken off her suit yet so while it probably feels alright for her, I think face villain just got a tongue full of spandex. Like the first couple times is probably okay but after a while I think you'd get rug burn.
Vampire? MOTW sucks her energy or something so the visor part of the mask comes off. Or rather, is switched to a clear visor. I guess this is a COVID friendly porn?
32 minutes in, her visor comes completely off. Soooo I guess she loses more energy the more she's sexed up? IDK, just getting bored because it's still only rubbing and sucking and her dialogue is still the same "no don't stop". Face villain takes the opportunity to try and stick his tongue down her throat and it kinda looks like a pug licking someone's face.
Face villain whips out the dong and it's popsicle time. Pink breaks character to adjust her helmet a titch because the mooks moved it to an uncomfortable position accidentally.
Instead of helmet going *bing* special effect and fade off they just regularly take it off.
I think face villain is attempting to rub his dick into her crotch but it's not in shot and frankly that sounds like it'd chafe.
Back to just licking and rubbing.
38 minutes in suddenly the suit has magically split to show pussy, but I'm not sure if she's changed suits or they just ripped it open or what. Anyway face villain sticks it in and there's a mook in the background rubbing himself off. Can't tell if there's an opening for mook dicks. Anyway the noises are exactly like you'd imagine latex catwoman having sex sounds like.
Doggy style!
Oh, mook dick. Eiffel tower!
43 minutes they finally take off the top to expose the boobies, which are greeted by a "Ohh!" from the guys.
Getting tongued by the MOTW who I'm not sure has a mouth... or tongue?
51 minutes cumshot
Suit sparkles and now it's off, but she's in her civilian clothing and with underwear on?
Now we're chained up. More explanatory dialogue that's basically just a rehash of before, nothing new here.
Apparently the 5 planet cubes together will give you an eternal body? Oh and the ability to destroy a planet. Y'know, it's a "buy 5 mcguffins, get planet-destroying power free" sale.
Villainass feels up Pink, drops her pants and MOTW I think puts his dick in the back door? But I can't tell cause the angle's not great and it's mosaic'd.
Boobies have come out again.
Oh, okay, not the back door.
Alright, that was an absolutely horrifying sound effect they used for the MOTW cumming. It sounds like a drain being cleaned. Please never use that again.
Varnesia gloats, we get some sparkly music and then *bam* TO BE CONTINUED.
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I mean, I guess if you have the stamina for an hour of straight wanking to mostly rubbing and licking and Pink going "ahhh nooo stop please", then sure, drop 60 bucks on this. Otherwise, just go watch Garo if you need titties.
Another nakkie transformation scene right after the opening credits.
Pink's off to save the plushie.
There is a 2 minute fight where pink pulls out a mahou shoujo-esque wand and her attack is "Radiance Hallution" which I swear I saw in Sailor Moon.
Varnesia? (can't remember her name) threatens Pink "don't you care about what happens to your friends?!" Oscar-worthy script this is not. "If you do what I say they'll be saved.
Cut to Pink whose helmet has turned transparent meaning sexy times are imminent.
So the guys' suits have essentially gotten corrupted so they can't take them off anymore and their power is slowly being drained. *evil laugh*
Give us your planet cube and your power.
No, I can't do it! For Earth and the Universe!
Then I'll force you!
Villainass "Enjoy this, Pink Earth!"
Suddenly we switch locations and Pink is fighting two mooks and a MOTW who grab her and start feeling the boobies. "What are you doing? Don't touch there! Let me go!" The guys are saying something but I cannot honestly understand them because they only used the audio with their masks still on so it just sounds like *muffle muffle muffle* but skeevy guys all sound the same anyway.
Incidentally Varnesia pops in every 5 minutes or so to interrupt your wanking, like your mother knocking on the door to ask what you're doing and if you've finished your homework yet.
So at about 22 minutes in we're still only rubbing but then face villain comes in and starts kissing and rubbing and licking but she hasn't taken off her suit yet so while it probably feels alright for her, I think face villain just got a tongue full of spandex. Like the first couple times is probably okay but after a while I think you'd get rug burn.
Vampire? MOTW sucks her energy or something so the visor part of the mask comes off. Or rather, is switched to a clear visor. I guess this is a COVID friendly porn?
32 minutes in, her visor comes completely off. Soooo I guess she loses more energy the more she's sexed up? IDK, just getting bored because it's still only rubbing and sucking and her dialogue is still the same "no don't stop". Face villain takes the opportunity to try and stick his tongue down her throat and it kinda looks like a pug licking someone's face.
Face villain whips out the dong and it's popsicle time. Pink breaks character to adjust her helmet a titch because the mooks moved it to an uncomfortable position accidentally.
Instead of helmet going *bing* special effect and fade off they just regularly take it off.
I think face villain is attempting to rub his dick into her crotch but it's not in shot and frankly that sounds like it'd chafe.
Back to just licking and rubbing.
38 minutes in suddenly the suit has magically split to show pussy, but I'm not sure if she's changed suits or they just ripped it open or what. Anyway face villain sticks it in and there's a mook in the background rubbing himself off. Can't tell if there's an opening for mook dicks. Anyway the noises are exactly like you'd imagine latex catwoman having sex sounds like.
Doggy style!
Oh, mook dick. Eiffel tower!
43 minutes they finally take off the top to expose the boobies, which are greeted by a "Ohh!" from the guys.
Getting tongued by the MOTW who I'm not sure has a mouth... or tongue?
51 minutes cumshot
Suit sparkles and now it's off, but she's in her civilian clothing and with underwear on?
Now we're chained up. More explanatory dialogue that's basically just a rehash of before, nothing new here.
Apparently the 5 planet cubes together will give you an eternal body? Oh and the ability to destroy a planet. Y'know, it's a "buy 5 mcguffins, get planet-destroying power free" sale.
Villainass feels up Pink, drops her pants and MOTW I think puts his dick in the back door? But I can't tell cause the angle's not great and it's mosaic'd.
Boobies have come out again.
Oh, okay, not the back door.
Alright, that was an absolutely horrifying sound effect they used for the MOTW cumming. It sounds like a drain being cleaned. Please never use that again.
Varnesia gloats, we get some sparkly music and then *bam* TO BE CONTINUED.
*********
I mean, I guess if you have the stamina for an hour of straight wanking to mostly rubbing and licking and Pink going "ahhh nooo stop please", then sure, drop 60 bucks on this. Otherwise, just go watch Garo if you need titties.
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Wait how much did you pay for this?
>Incidentally Varnesia pops in every 5 minutes or so to interrupt your wanking, like your mother knocking on the door to ask what you're doing and if you've finished your homework yet.
lol
> Pink breaks character to adjust her helmet a titch because the mooks moved it to an uncomfortable position accidentally.
"Hold on, this bowling ball I'm wearing is uncomfortable"
Thanks for the summary. Now I don't have to watch it
>Incidentally Varnesia pops in every 5 minutes or so to interrupt your wanking, like your mother knocking on the door to ask what you're doing and if you've finished your homework yet.
lol
> Pink breaks character to adjust her helmet a titch because the mooks moved it to an uncomfortable position accidentally.
"Hold on, this bowling ball I'm wearing is uncomfortable"
Thanks for the summary. Now I don't have to watch it
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There were actually a couple options available here. If you paid by direct bank transfer, it was only 5500 yen, but paying by credit card was 6600. I assume this is because it's harder to claim you somehow bought something by "accident" by bank transfer. I was leery of giving out my bank details so I paid 6050 yen via an accepted 3rd party platform similar to paypal.
Oh, totally forgot probably the best part of the show. The part where it usually says "Watch anime in a bright room far away from the tv" instead said "Watch Giga in a dark room with tissues at the ready."
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Well said... Thanks for your sacrifice Lunagel.
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Re: Wakusaver 06 Summary (NSFW!!!!)
I don't know if it was intended to be quite this funny, but reading this play-by-play summary of a JAV is hilarious. It sounds about as sexy as doing your taxes, so the snark and extra bits of detail are just perfect.
Thank you for rising to the occasion, Lunagel, and saving us from having to watch a bad Japanese porno!
Thank you for rising to the occasion, Lunagel, and saving us from having to watch a bad Japanese porno!
I had never thought about that before. But I'm guessing a lot of rubber-on-rubber squeaking?
So a serious question here: if everyone here is in costume, and they're mosaicing out the naughty bits, can you tell if they are even using real dicks? The way you describe it, it sounds like they could easily swap things out for prosthetics.Oh, mook dick. Eiffel tower!
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You know the noise when the lamp jumps on the rubber ball in the Pixar title credit? Like exactly that, only more than 3 times.
They probably could, but I think that'd look different? I dunno, I couldn't honestly say for sure if I could tell a mosaic'd prosthetic apart from a real dick. The balls looked real though, although I don't remember if those were mosaic'd as well (and don't feel like checking)ViRGE wrote: ↑Sun Aug 15, 2021 1:46 amSo a serious question here: if everyone here is in costume, and they're mosaicing out the naughty bits, can you tell if they are even using real dicks? The way you describe it, it sounds like they could easily swap things out for prosthetics.Oh, mook dick. Eiffel tower!
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I remember that simulated sex for porno used to be a thing in Japan because of the mosaic? Feel like that's not really a thing anymore since it's just easier to just have actual sex. People can tell the difference between the real thing, after all
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Looking at their website I see they have dozens and dozens of titles. Unfortunately, I strongly suspect that all of these titles feature the type of sex that almost all people don't want to see. Has anyone been brave enough to watch one of their earlier titles?
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What the fuck is this? Only the first 5 episodes are for kids, wtf is this?
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Thx for telling me, i can think about it almost accurate without even watching it. I would consider the battle in episode 5 to be the final battle bc im not watching the rest of it, its weird! my stomach is turning because of how weird the rest of it is going to be. Im only adapting 5 episodes for my fan fiction on fandom.
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Gotta hook those kids on porn earlyDellorandsupersentaj wrote: ↑Sun Aug 15, 2021 1:56 pm What the fuck is this? Only the first 5 episodes are for kids, wtf is this?
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And that's essentially my train of thought there. If everything is covered up and censored to begin with, who's to say they didn't skip the complexities of actual sex and just make it simulated.
In all seriousness, I can't imagine anyone thought this was for kids. If they did, they need to pay a bit more attention. (As if one could miss Rajura's ass...)takenoko wrote: ↑Sun Aug 15, 2021 2:54 pmGotta hook those kids on porn earlyDellorandsupersentaj wrote: ↑Sun Aug 15, 2021 1:56 pm What the fuck is this? Only the first 5 episodes are for kids, wtf is this?
Ultimately it was all one big promo for the porno. "Here's the plot, now stick around to watch things get freaky."
Which seems to have worked. Here we are talking about it (or at least, mocking it); we even have a whole subforum for Giga now!
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I'm only here for the story