Ore sanjou!
Minus a point for period instead of exclamation point but otherwise totally acceptable 9/10
Ore no tsuyosa ni omae wa naita!
Slightly stilted, sounds machine translated. Still understandable, 7/10
Kotae wa kiitenai!
This one confuses me because without context you shouldn't be able to get this translation so it's clearly done by an actual human. Could be more naturally phrased, 8/10
Boku ni tsurarete miru?
Wtf is "empted"? Did someone typo "tempted"? Did no one put this in a reverse google translate? Even if it was "tempted" it's still bad grammar and it loses the fishing pun. Use lure or reel! -1/10 git good
All these hoodies are available on P-Bandai for the low price of... 16500 yen each?! Fuck off!
